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This is an extremely bad episode where they can't even come up with enough terrible, unmotivated false conflict and have to recycle a shit plotline from within the same episode.

Riverdale is a bad show. But Arlie says something really funny, so we're good.

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Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)

I'd love to say "Riverdale's back, baybee!", but honestly this episode just eats a party shit sub, one bite at a time, without breaking eye contact with the viewer or taking a single drink of water, or even gagging a little.

It's crazier than the last episode, and thus slightly more entertaining, often by accident, but Riverdale's just sunk in the snot bog, quality-wise, at this point in Season Three.

Music:
Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)

An episode that is both boring and relentless, somehow at the same time.

Thrill, as a bunch of dumb shit that doesn't matter happens!

I'm sorry folks, we're doing our best.

Music:
Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)

Riverdale is like Bizarro-Town, or so we're told. And this episode of RDARD is very much the strange mirror-twin of the previous one-- listen to find out how!

Also, listen to find out what the fuck the title means.

Music:
Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)

The episode wasn't so bad... OR SO IT SEEMED.

Come for the wild insanity of the plot, stay for Quinn achieving a very high power level.

Music:
Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)

This episode is wretched and deeply frustrating, but don't you worry-- the cast of Riverdo's and Riverdon'ts is ready to kick it into an entirely different gear to force entertainment into this non-entertainment-shaped aperture.

Music:
Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)

Buckle up, folks, this is easily one of the worst episodes yet.

Music:
Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)

The misery continues as everyone is dumb and nearly all action is unmotivated. However, there are some good things here, like the shark-jumping potential getting supercharged, and some gnarly new stupid names.

Music:
Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)

In our experience, there are 2 kinds of shitty Riverdale episodes. One is the kind that's boring and painful to get through. The other is shitty in a way that generates utter chaos in the ensuing conversation and analysis.

This Riverdale episode is the second kind of shitty Riverdale episode.

Music:
Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)

So, probably the weirdest thing about this episode is how the writers, with a shocking degree of consistency, set up a scene, escalate it,

Music:
Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)

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