Episode 13: Cheryl Blossom is the Vegeta of Riverdale

It's here at last... the final episode of Season 1! This time around, we go in-depth with a full beat-by-beat breakdown of Chapter 13: The Sweet Hereafter, in which we answer some burning questions such as:

How do we still have a full episode left after the entire mystery is put to bed in 30 seconds?
What can we do to avoid the relationships becoming too stable for a teenage melodrama?
Who is the actual worst goddamn parent in Riverdale?

So yeah. Buckle up.

Please bother us at #RDARD on the tweeter.

Music: "Faded War Instrumental Version" by Josh Woodward