Episode 4: Hundred-Year-Old Pig Skeleton

Problem: Your show is proving quite popular, but there's this huge, gross elephant in the room; there's a statutory rape plot going on that just... isn't being handled well, and someone up the chain of command has decided that this plotline has to be forcefully concluded in the runtime of one episode.

Solution: *puts on clown shoes, mounts unicycle, and honk-honk's off into the distance*

This episode is a MESS. It certainly leaves the setting in better condition than it found it, but hoo boy did they throw caution to... whatever is PAST the wind.

Please bother us at #RDARD on the tweeter.

Music: "Faded War Instrumental Version" by Josh Woodward