Prose and Cons: Riverdale: Get Out of Town, Chapters 6-8

The Satanic Panic of the 1980's casts a long shadow, somehow, across Riverdale in the Year of Our Lord 2018 or 2019, and hoo boy does it make no sense.

Additionally, there appears to be a legitimate cosmic horror being hinted at by multiple characters, now?

It's a lot of sauce for a meal with no main dish.

Music:
Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)
Kevin MacLeod - Divertissement