Riverdo's and Riverdon'ts

Episode 3: I Don't Think so, Tim

Things get just a skosh bananapants in the 3rd episode, and our coverage becomes similarly less disciplined. Though we cover it in the episode, I feel it's important to also point out here that the act of putting maple syrup on a human body is not, in itself, sex. And if your dog transforms into Tim Allen, you don't need to live in fear. You are not alone.

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Music: "Faded War Instrumental Version" by Josh Woodward

Episode 2: Veronica Lodge is Secretly Deadpool

The plot thickens, the characterizations become more confusing and fragmented, the camera still loves everything, and we get hit right in the bro-feels in our mid-to-shallow delve into the second episode of Riverdale.

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Music: "Faded War Instrumental Version" by Josh Woodward

Episode 1: Leave Room for Jason

In our inaugural episode, we explore the first episode of Riverdale; a disciplined if a bit angsty affair that in no way prepares us for the weirdness just over the horizon.

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Music: "Faded War Instrumental Version" by Josh Woodward