Episodes
Tuesday May 10, 2022
Season 3: Episode 20: Dump Rope
Tuesday May 10, 2022
Tuesday May 10, 2022
Season 3 catches a nasty case of the "oh fuck we only have a couple episodes left," and the hosts of RDARD are left heads a-spinning.
Then something truly horrifying happens when we catch a glimpse into the soul-destroying, eldritch truth at the heart of Riverdale's blighted and accursed creative process.
Music:
Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)
Wednesday Apr 27, 2022
Season 3: Episode 19: Watching Riverdale is Charlie Work
Wednesday Apr 27, 2022
Wednesday Apr 27, 2022
Listen to us suffer.
Music:
Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)
Sunday Apr 10, 2022
RDARD Season 3: Episode 18: One Weird Trick: Lawyers Hate Him!
Sunday Apr 10, 2022
Sunday Apr 10, 2022
I'm a bit worried about this one. I basically don't remember anything we talked about, other than how I feel like Euphoria (a show that isn't Riverdale) makes me feel yucky.
I think we strayed from the topic a lot because of how awful this episode was, but I am seriously not sure.
Music: Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)
Saturday Mar 05, 2022
Season 3: Episode 17: They’ve Kindapped my Grandfather’s Penis
Saturday Mar 05, 2022
Saturday Mar 05, 2022
At long last, RDARD returns to a shitty, exhausting slog of an episode! Our Riverdale tolerance break has left us a quivering pile of exposed nerves, with naught but a hideous ravaging by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa to look forward to.
Music:
Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)
Thursday Aug 19, 2021
Season 3: Episode 16: *Smack Smack Smack* Where's My Meat?
Thursday Aug 19, 2021
Thursday Aug 19, 2021
It turns out to be definitive: An episode that sucks out loud is easier to suffer through than an episode that sucks silently.
Music:
Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)
Thursday Jul 22, 2021
Season 3: Episode 15: The Big Bad, The Ugly
Thursday Jul 22, 2021
Thursday Jul 22, 2021
This is an extremely bad episode where they can't even come up with enough terrible, unmotivated false conflict and have to recycle a shit plotline from within the same episode.
Riverdale is a bad show. But Arlie says something really funny, so we're good.
Music:
Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)
Friday May 14, 2021
Season 3: Episode 14: The Jason Voorhees of Suckin' Fuckin' Ass
Friday May 14, 2021
Friday May 14, 2021
I'd love to say "Riverdale's back, baybee!", but honestly this episode just eats a party shit sub, one bite at a time, without breaking eye contact with the viewer or taking a single drink of water, or even gagging a little.
It's crazier than the last episode, and thus slightly more entertaining, often by accident, but Riverdale's just sunk in the snot bog, quality-wise, at this point in Season Three.
Music:
Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)
Thursday Apr 29, 2021
Season 3: Episode 13: Do you Know the Nuttin' Man?
Thursday Apr 29, 2021
Thursday Apr 29, 2021
An episode that is both boring and relentless, somehow at the same time.
Thrill, as a bunch of dumb shit that doesn't matter happens!
I'm sorry folks, we're doing our best.
Music:
Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)
Thursday Apr 01, 2021
Season 3: Episode 12: You get into the Funker by Going Through the Gorchard
Thursday Apr 01, 2021
Thursday Apr 01, 2021
Riverdale is like Bizarro-Town, or so we're told. And this episode of RDARD is very much the strange mirror-twin of the previous one-- listen to find out how!
Also, listen to find out what the fuck the title means.
Music:
Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)
Thursday Mar 18, 2021
Season 3: Episode 11: His Name's not Judgehead, ROB
Thursday Mar 18, 2021
Thursday Mar 18, 2021
The episode wasn't so bad... OR SO IT SEEMED.
Come for the wild insanity of the plot, stay for Quinn achieving a very high power level.
Music:
Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)